LOCAL MAN STILL CERTAIN OF INCEPTION’S ENDING

Glanmire local resident and self proclaimed movie buff, Éamonn Murphy (63), has been out on the streets of Glanmire once again proclaiming the film Inception (10 today) to have “the happiest ending in modern cinema”.

“Inception has the happiest ending in modern cinema” - Éamonn Murphy (63)

In the run up to the 10th anniversary of the film’s release in Cork, Éamonn has been out and around asking everyone and anyone if they’ve seen the film and then telling them, not how the film actually ends, but how he himself perceives the ending. Calling it “joyous” and “life-affirming” and claiming; “The spinny thing definitely falls over. Definitely. It’s a beautiful moment. Leo is back with his kids. It’s magic”, before his victims have even had the chance to answer his unsolicited question. At the time of going to press Éamonn has reportedly spoiled the film for at least 6 people in the Glanmire area who all said they had still been planning on watching it till “this gowl” ruined it for them. When prodded by Glanmire News Area, one of the unfortunate 6 asked; “Is it on Netflix?”.

The film, directed by Christopher Nolan, stars Hollywood Titans Leonardo DiCaprio, Charles Bronson, Michael Caine, the fella who was a child in Third Rock From The Sun in the 90s and then an adult in 500 Days Of Summer sometime later, Ellen Page, a French woman, Dileep Rao (according to google), Ken Watanabe and Cork’s very own acting superstar, Cillian Murphy (44). 

Inception poster (Cillian Murphy not visible for plot reasons, presumably)