MISSING CAT POSTER NOW MISSING!

A missing cat poster has now been reported missing along with the still outstanding missing cat.

GNA sources confirm that the missing poster was taken (or perhaps blown away by wind) sometime last week. A passer-by commented on the situation (after minutes of explaination from this reporter) "it's insulting an injury". The passer-by, oblivious to his muddling up of a common phrase, then wandered in the general direction of Riverstown Cross, along with a quite well worn bag for life clasped in his left hand.

Should you have any information regarding the whereabouts of the missing cat poster, please contact the Glanmire News Area hotline immediately at the usual number. We are not currently seeking any information regarding the actual cat.