MATT COOPER MOVING TO GLANMIRE

Rumours have abounded for days and now we can finally reveal that none other than Matt Cooper is moving to Glanmire early next year. Thanks to an anonymous insider at the Gerry Fitsherald offices, we know that Mr. Cooper (real name Matthew Cooper), a cork native has viewed 3 properties in Glanmire and 1 in Glounthaune over the past month.

He has yesterday, along with his wife, finalised the deal that will make them Glanmire residents by purchasing a home in the Castlejane area. It’s believed that Glanmire’s positive atmosphere and general vibe is what swung the Coopers’ decision to move to the area.

Our maternity cover receptionist informant in the auctioneers office also revealed that the house in question had some damp and black mould in the downstairs bathroom, but that this was something that Matt Cooper was willing to overlook as long as it was “dealt with” by the move-in date.

We would like to clarify at this point that it is not Radio personality Matt Cooper, but rather his namesake, a fund accountant from Bishopstown that we are reporting about. We would like to take this opportunity to welcome the Coopers to the area and hope that they find happiness and success in our beautiful corner of the world.